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never fear brooklyn is here

Created on 2002-07-27 21:25:37 (#646607), last updated 2005-02-10

495 comments received, 682 comments posted

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Name:Skittery
Birthdate:06-22
Location:Portland, Oregon, United States
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I question your heritage.


A bank robbery is taking place. Masked men are carrying out sacks of money when suddenly they are forced to stop in their tracks. Some guy in spandex and a cape has appeared and is shouting "Be gone evil-doers!" Which of these people is you?

As a member of the forces of good, you would be the guy in the cape. That's right, the cape. Not the bank robbers or the criminal matermind behind them, but the fellow in the tights.

In case anyone has noticed, I have a really kick-ass "friend's only" banner. This is because [info]deludedvision is really awesome and creative and giving... leading to me owning the banner.

My pirate name is:

Black Morty Rackham

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A bank robbery is taking place. Masked men are carrying out sacks of money when suddenly they are forced to stop in their tracks. Some guy in spandex and a cape has appeared and is shouting "Be gone evil-doers!" Which of these people is you?

As a member of the forces of good, you would be the guy in the cape. That's right, the cape. Not the bank robbers or the criminal matermind behind them, but the fellow in the tights.
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<font color="black"><b>In case anyone has noticed, I have a really kick-ass "friend's only" banner. This is because <lj user="deludedvision"> is really awesome and creative and giving... leading to me owning the banner.</b>

<font color="#FF3030">My pirate name is:
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<b><font size"1">Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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<a href="http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php">What's you pirate name?</a>
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Now a time for <u>Blair Thumb</u>...
<b>Stressie:</b> So, is "Vic" short for "Victor"?
<b>Vic:</b> No, "Victim". My father was bludgeoned to death.
...
<b>Stressie:</b> So, I'm Stressie, and this is Jish.
<b>Vic:</b> Jish? What kind of name is that?
<b>Jish:</b> It's just a name.
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<b>Stressie:</b> Let's go back to the tent!
<b>Vic:</b> Oh yeah, the TENT'S safe! Nothing can penetrate the NYLON!
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